First thing, I could never love you You sound like richy bitch yo, fuck you But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all Then find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw (What?
Well If I did Id probley show you that I care by taking all these mother fuckers out of here Id go throw your phone book and wack em all And fuck contestent 1 and break his fucking jaw Any one who looked at yah would have to pay Id be blowing off nuggets all day *in construction* by ryan k (stretch) All the ICP - Dating Game song lyrics , ICP song titles listed on this site are the property of respective authors (ICP), artists, label and trademarks and are listed for educational purposes only.
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Not that I’m checking out guys or anything (I love the ladies) but I was trying to look for some examples of great male dating profiles.
To do this, I browsed through as many guys as I could and anyone that had 10 or more favorites, I jotted down in my spreadsheet for later analysis.
Let's meet contestant number 1 He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family, tell me What you'd do to make that first impression really stick Let's see, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits After that, your dad would try to trip again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now let's meet contestant number 2 He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak Who works for the dark carnival He says women call him stretch nutz Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number 2, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know? I saw that his fists were clenched, as if to restrain himself from doing anything rash. ” I looked back at the other boys cowering in fear at the sight of the delighted Russian, then rolled my eyes. He’s not that bad.”Gilbert blinked, turning his head to alternate looking at me and Ivan. Gilbert walked toward me, wrapped his arm around my shoulders, and faced the group. “Number ten, step forward.”As I predicted, the only embarrassed-looking member stepped forward from the group. Give me a karaoke microphone to this day and watch me pogo as I gleefully belt out "Hit or Miss" by NFG.Back then, these people loomed so large to me that I couldn't imagine my words might be hurtful.I sighed, knowing that since I was in this predicament I would just have to make the best of it.